With all the blather about UFO's, abduction, crop circles, and "Chariots of the Godfathers" it's good to get a look at the phenomena from the aliens themselves. Especially if you forsee getting abducted yourself.

This manual covers everything you need to know in order to have a successful abduction experience: what to wear, what to do and not to do when they show up for you. All told from the perspective of the retired captain of an abduction ship who passes on all the In's and outs based on his long and illustrious career.

If you're tired of conflicting explanations for why the pyramids were built or what the hell crop circles are gettin at, the explanation is right here in this official tome. Including one of the more pressing questions: What about the probing? A fun look at the Earth's past from an alien who was there at the time.

The truth is not "out there...it's in this book.
Don't leave earth without it.

"A fun book about the alien abduction phenomenon as told by a retiring alien spaceship captain. All you'll need to know when it's your turn to be abducted. It's only a matter of time."
Chris Bartholomew, Publisher
Static Movement Magazine